So, I think I've fainted 9 times. Twice in the baths, and twice hitting on hot pretty girls. ... Twice of that is probably Mitsuba-Jeremy's fault, too. ... ... And one of those faints is 'cause of Lady Kika. She touched me. And called me cute.Actually, maybe I fainted 10 times, 'cause when I fainted the other time while chattin' to that girl, she ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I got puberty over and done with A HELL OF A LONG TIME AGO!!

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Oh man, why is my voice so wimpy? Why am I so frail and -- and the monsters! They freaking follow me like I'm a moving target, and -- It's like I'm going to break any second! I swear!

Daaammmmittttt!!!

Man, I skip off to Vina-Dal-Sexy-whatever for a few days and when I come back, there's a few new people includin' the girliest kid I've ever seen, and some guy with a really weird name. The place is a total mess, too! The heck happened? G-geez.

I got what I needed done at least, so I guess I should be a little relieved about that. ... Still, ( Read more... )

Why is there a dumb punk in the castle!? Someone kick this kid out! He's unbelievable! Stupid, bratty, voice-breaking, retarded, dumbass -- RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, DAMMIT! Me? Want a body like him? HAHAHA, keep dreaming! Like I need to go through puberty a second time! Mr. Falena, yeah, right! That's the funniest thing I've heard all year! If he could ( Read more... )

I'll never get used to this weather. I've been here for a while, so I shouldn't be bothered by it, right? I think I complain every time it gets cold, and I know I'm doin' it, but I'll seriously never get how you people can stand freezin'... I mean, don't the lizardmen get cold? They don't have no fur or nothin' -- wait, aren't they cold-blooded ( Read more... )

Soooooo, apparently I got kinda' drunk off my face and said, "Baby, you've just made it onto my 'To-Do' list this year," to some guy while hugging him -- from behind. Huh. That... that's awkward.

... But seriously. I thought he was a chick! I mean, now that I can think straight, I'm 100% sure that was a guy... which just makes things really ( Read more... )

Hey, hey, guess what? Guess what!? Sigurd's back! In time for Christmas, too!! Isn't this just plain damn cool and awesome?? Sigurd's the best pal ever, and now I get to drag him around again and get drunk again, and have fights with the Reverse Adonis again, and pull random pranks that he actually goes with again and talk to Lady Kika with him ( Read more... )

... ... Y-y'know, only now d-does it decide t'occur to me that l-letting Futch tell me to do something? Y-yeah? Th-that's a pretty shitty idea. I-it was only g-gonna' end up p-perverted or W-WEIRD.

I-I was bored, b-but... I-IT'S DAMN C-COLD ( Read more... )

For Christmas, I'd like:

- A date with Lady Kika~
- Sigurd back.
- Alcohol.
- A jacket so I kinda' don't have to "borrow" it again.
- Potch.
- Shinies!
- Ascots!
- My very own ship.
- A nice dinner.
- A reindeer.
- Stuff! Lots of it!
- A good, long snowball fight!
- A servant.
- A maid?~
- Most importantly: A GIRLFRIEND.

... *HOPEFUL* Anyone?! ( Read more... )

So I ran around yelling obscenities kited the dragon, helped kill the dragon can you kill an undead dragon or are you just beating up on a moving corpse??, suffered a few bruises and now I have the baddie in my hands! Where's my princess, huh?? Bugger. I feel like I got a bad deal outta' alla' this. What's a guy gotta' do to get some love around ( Read more... )